Before Sen. Mike DeWine's (R-Ohio) law banning the disclosing of spy programs, I thought I should disclose every single spy program that has, does, and will exist. Here I go:

The government is listening to you when you talk on the phone; over the Internet; to anyone you know, domestically and internationally; and even inside your house. The government is reading your email, snail mail, blog, and even papers at your home when you're not there. If you wrote it, the government has read it. They're also reading everything you've read and listening to everything you've heard. They know who you know, what you buy, sold, make, and do on every minute of every day. They even have satellites that'll read your brain waves. They have enough information to become you!!

So don't think, they'll know!!