If worse things couldn't come from Microsoft, a friend points me to A Parent's Primer to Computer Slang. This is Microsoft's definitive guide to computer slang. The key feature of this article would be the section: Key points for learning leetspeek. This section will allow any parent to speak 1337.
w00t!
Ha!
That's been going around the office, glad to hear M$ is helping parents these days. . .
-Joe