I happened to read two articles tonight which offered zero conclusions. I've seen more in the past, and every time I've been left with a feeling that the author only supplied me with filler. I'd like to present tonight's culprits: "Hoarders vs. Deleters" and "Urban Fables".
The first article is Northwest Florida's Daily News' Hoarders vs. Deleters: What your inbox says about you which describes how different people handle their incoming email. This article ended with: "Because 'inboxes are metaphors for our lives,' Dr. Greenfield says, there's no cure-all solution to inbox management. We're all too different..."
Ain't that just hanky-panky. For the first couple of paragraphs, I thought I was completely mismanaging my inbox. It's not exactly the perfect void of emptiness. In fact my method isn't even listed. At least this article informed me that everyone is different. I couldn't fathom that people manage their email in completely different ways. Mine just happens to be the read, handle, and leave it method. I imagined there might be a better way, and this article would either cast me into Hell or grant me access to Heaven. I thought wrong.
Moving on, the second is Planetizen's Urban Fables: The Role Of Storytelling And Imagery In Successful Planning Movements which describes how advocates for urban planning and private property use allegories to persuade people to their side. At least this author had the gaul to be straight forward: "I do not intend this essay to be a criticism of the ideas or techniques of either movement, nor am I suggesting that New Urbanists or property rights advocates are blind followers of misguided faiths."
To bad that I thought that this article would come out to favor urban planners over private property advocates, or vice versa. Considering the title, I was expecting that he'd favor the planners, and the subject of this post would be criticizing how you can't plan the perfect society (well, these guys have).
There could be various reasons for why people write articles such as the above. The obvious would be that they just want to inform us and let us make our own judgement. To bad that I really don't care how Jane manages her email compared with Bob, or that people use allegories to demonstrate their principles and the resulting logic.
Another reason is that these are paid writers. They need to write something, anything just to meet this week's quoata. Perhaps they had a thought such as: "Boy! My inbox is a mess, and I still have to write my article." Or maybe their editor had an empty column that just needed to filled, so the editor called for an article about anything to fill this space.
Either way, I felt like a dog that's been fed green beans when I finished the article. It was filling but completely useless.